Summer Thoughts

You could drive yourself crazy trying to count fire flies. They're so beautiful yet so unavailable.

The fire hydrant across the street doesn't know when to call it quits. Should I call 311? You couldn't park there if you wanted to get a ticket!

I believe that when tube tops were made someone had me in mind. They are such a summer staple of mine! The added bonus of a tube top is that I get to choose how I want to put it on. Depending on my mood, I can either step into it or put it on over my head. If I choose to wear deodorant it's wise to step into it.

Tube tops double as a mini skirt...a micro mini that is.

If your toenails look like seashells put a sock on em.

I spent hours cleaning my room today and boy are my arms tired.

Stay cool. Don't eva change.

Saturday in the Park

I was in the park briefly today feeling extremely irritable while trying to walk my dog. She was being a little biatchy. Anywho, I was cheered when I remembered a part of a story an older gentleman once told about being in the park on a beautiful day. He said, "I was in Central Park squirrel watching." I thought how cute. But as he kept talking I realized I misunderstood. He was not squirrel watching but girl watching! I thought, not as cute dirty old man. Then the song, "I'm a Girl Watcher" popped into my head and I thought what if that song was "I'm a Squirrel Watcher" instead? That would just be perverted. Then I remembered a dream I had. I was on an audition which was outside on the sidewalk where I had to sing "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter". Sounds like a reality show right? This dream was before reality t.v. so I'm ahead of my time. I swear I'm not high as I write this. I don't smoke that gibberish. I did see a t-shirt today though that read, "Thanks For Pot Smoking". Cute and perverted.