Prehistoric Joke

I actually have lots of prehistoric jokes but this is different. I talked to my mother the other night. It had been a while and we had a nice conversation, even a good laugh. She likes to tell jokes too.
She said, "What do you call a dinosaur with glasses?"
"I don't know," I said. "You definitely don't want to call him 4 eyes. He could woop your ass."
"Debbie, don't talk like that. It sounds terrible coming from your mouth."
"I know, you call him hipster?" I said.
"No, what do you call a dinosaur with glasses?" my mother asked.
I said, "I don't know."
"A Doyouthinkhesawus?" replied my mom.
I laughed non stop for 3 minutes and 20 seconds. I know because I timed it on my stop watch.
Somehow the "A" before the punchline really tickled me and her delivery was killer.

Someone told me that there's a new dinosaur exhibit at the museum of natural history. How could that be? New dinosaurs?

My next blog will be about the dung beetle.

p.s. My new favorite fruit are dinosaur plums (aka dinosaur eggs). Just a strange coincidence I rediscovered before my mom told me that joke.