Saturday in the Park

I was in the park briefly today feeling extremely irritable while trying to walk my dog. She was being a little biatchy. Anywho, I was cheered when I remembered a part of a story an older gentleman once told about being in the park on a beautiful day. He said, "I was in Central Park squirrel watching." I thought how cute. But as he kept talking I realized I misunderstood. He was not squirrel watching but girl watching! I thought, not as cute dirty old man. Then the song, "I'm a Girl Watcher" popped into my head and I thought what if that song was "I'm a Squirrel Watcher" instead? That would just be perverted. Then I remembered a dream I had. I was on an audition which was outside on the sidewalk where I had to sing "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter". Sounds like a reality show right? This dream was before reality t.v. so I'm ahead of my time. I swear I'm not high as I write this. I don't smoke that gibberish. I did see a t-shirt today though that read, "Thanks For Pot Smoking". Cute and perverted.