MTA

I like taking the bus at night cause it's fast...especially when I drive. Seriously, I'm still motion sick after my ride on the M4 just four hours ago. Normally, I enjoy the ride across 110 past the Harlem Meer and down Fifth Avenue but the bus driver had a lead foot on the brake every...oh block and a half. I think the lady eating the gyro smothered in onions didn't help matters. I showed my assertiveness by taking off my scarf and cracking the window. I have a headache the size of Montana. By the way did you know that the name of the Senator from Montana is Debbie Shea? A friend of mine by the name of Debbie Shea googled me, then emailed me and said, "I didn't know you were a Senator?" I said, "Me neither. Do I happen to be wearing a sweater with puppies on it in the picture?"
"Yes!"
You can see a picture of Debbie Shea the Senator in the photo section of this site.